SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! (clicks delete!)
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%................................ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me!
[[Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.]
I'd never delete you from my life, Wifie! I love you too much!